Jerks

If you want to ruin your day, try getting money back from a company that specializes in taking it from you.

7-10 business days my ass. I’ve already been without my money for 3 days, while your unauthorized charge to my account was “pending”. Now that I’ve corrected your misconception about whether or not I am your customer, I must wait another week before you return my money to me.

“But sir, the credit will show up on your account as a ‘pending’ credit. ” Big, Fat Hairy deal. So that means I will be teased with visions of the moral high ground for the next week.

Of course, I can’t buy food, or make any phone calls in that timeframe, but hey, my situation is “pending.”

Sigh. Luckily, I have some other money coming in. But damnit, I’m so very tired of this crap happening to me this year. I shouldn’t have to do this dance because merchant X believes that I have entered into a lifelong contract with them, when in fact their service was not billed as such, and furthermore was incomplete and inaccessible. I should get double what I was denied.

And a pony.

And I want my flying car, so I can jet right down and kick the smarmy right out of your cultured, “bleep you, sir” voice.

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